:: Who isn't allowed in St. Peter's? ::

This was a sign posted outside St. Peter's Basicila, signifying who cannot enter. Since there are no words, let me explain.

Starting top left, moving clockwise, you may not enter this most sacred space if...

• Your leg has fallen off
• Your hat has crushed your head
• You're wearing overalls (or possibly if you're a farmer, and have suffered a catastrophic grounding of your shoulder)
• You're a dude and you're wearing only teeny teeny teeny tiny shorts.

The Vatican apologizes for the inconvenience, but if any of these cases fit your situation, you must immediately leave.